A New Religion

In Ten Simple Points:

Three Precepts

  1. Do as little as you can
  2. Eat a vegan diet
  3. Sleep as much as you like

Five Holy Actions

  1. Listen to yourself
  2. Read by yourself
  3. See for yourself
  4. Eat by yourself
  5. Do to yourself

Two Pearls Of Wisdom

  1. When you find yourself thinking, empty the belly
  2. In an emergency, run