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In Ten Simple Points:

Three Precepts

1. Do as little as you can
2. Eat a vegan diet
3. Sleep as much as you like

Five Holy Actions

1. Listen to yourself
2. Read by yourself
3. See for yourself
4. Eat by yourself
5. Do to yourself

Two Pearls Of Wisdom

1. When you find yourself thinking, empty the belly
   
2. In an emergency, run

The fundamental defect of the female character is a lack of a sense of justice.

“Meaningless! Meaningless!”
says the Teacher.
“Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless.”

Thou art all
fair, my love;
there is no
spot in thee.

You broke my
heart, thank you

I mean it,
I thank you

No more romance
No more tears
No more sadness
No more fear

One thought left:

My Own Death (ad lib.)

I awoke, once
somewhere in a
park, in the
middle of the
night. I had
committed a crime
and woke up
in hell, lived
in prison, finally
made it to
heaven, where everything
is utterly meaningless.

I now await
a timely execution

Fermo in macchina
ascolto la pioggia